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📚 Daily Knobbery

31 Aug 2026

five regional slingers, rotated every day at midnight UTC

  • banjaxedScottish / Irish

    broken, ruined, knackered beyond hope

  • plonkergeneral UK

    a fool (or, vulgar, a penis)

  • naffCockney

    uncool, tacky

  • gozzyScouse

    cross-eyed; squinting

  • brawScottish

    grand, good, fine